Robots Gotta Eat Too!

My sister once had a screenname “robottattertot” that I thought was absolutely ingenious (even if the spelling was a little off.) I asked her how she came up with the name and she said she was eating tater tots and saw a toy robot sitting next to the computer. BAM!

That’s pretty much it.

Feel free to contact me with questions: bryan@robottatertot.com

Contributors

BRYAN DUCKWORTH
Owner / Creator / Duderator

Birth Date: 12/12/1982
Location: Hollywood, CA
AIM: NewWorldOrderly
http://www.BryanDuckworth.com

Exceptionally qualified in scoffing, rocking, half-assery, imbibing, and assembling a variety of skills to pay the bills. Honest and misunderstood. Dreams of becoming a Beastie Boy when he grows up.

STEFAN McNINCH
Fiction Writer / Phalligator

Age: 25, Pisces
Location: Austin, TX
E-Mail: StefanMcNinch[at]gmail
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A terminally chill and disease-free novelist living in Austin. He enjoys getting drunk on the reg, falling in love on the reg, and substitute teaching, on the reg. Once he lures a mate, he plans on returning to the suburbs to spawn.

PRESTON THALINDROMA
Comedian / Artist / Pimp

Birth Date: 07/31/1984
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Twitter: @FakeBuscemi
Preston’s Facebook Profile

Hopeless romantic who dates too much.  Has no solid sense of identity and often forgets who he is.  Loves gimmicks whilst vehemently despising them.  Really nice guy with an asshole state of mind.   Spontaneous, hyper, smart, funny, and philosophical.

HARPER FLOOD
Shmeagler Extraordinaire / Dinosaur Connoisseur

Conceived in the 80′s
Product of the 90′s
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Twitter: @harper_cf

Documenter of epic adventures, veteran spandex wearer, and contemplator of contemplative contemplations.  A Baby Gap model reject due to a slightly obese infancy, with a withstanding ability to out-eat even the hungriest of hippos.  Occasionally experiences mild cases of narcolepsy, and possesses an extensive repertoire of sexin’ dance moves.  Enjoys face paint, pretending to be Jewish, shooting the proverbial shit, and climbing things.  Killed a man in Reno just for the lawlz, and can make a grown man defecate himself with a wry smile.